Best Life Quotes
You are as old as you feel has been said many times before. We may know we are getting old,but it doesn't mean you have to lose your sense of humour as these top twenty humorous quotes on growing old prove.
Funny Quotes
Iam so old my blood type is discontinued. Bill Dana.
Iam 65 but if there were 15 months in every year I would be 48. James Thurber.
Every morning I get up,I read the obituary page. If my name is not there, I shave. George Burns.
Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash.
You can live to be a 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to 100. Woody Allen
There is still no cure for the common Birthday. Tom Lehrer.
I knew I was growing old when the pope started looking young. Billy Wilder.
When you hit 70, you sleep sounder,you feel more alive than when you were 30. Obviously its healthier to have women on your mind than on your knees. Maurice Chevalier.
I don't feel 80. In fact I don't feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap. Bob Hope.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller.
Inside every older woman is a young girl wondering what the hell had happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong.
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese. Luis Bunuel.
My grandmother is over 80 and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.Henry Youngman.
The believe everything;the middle age suspect everything;the young know everything. Oscar Wilde.
There is one terrifying thing about old people: I am going to be one soon. P J O'Rourke.
It's official. I am middle aged. I don't need drugs any more. I can get the same effect by standing up really fast. Jonathan Katz.
I'm too old for a paper round,too young for social security and too tired for an affair. Erma Bombeck.
You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you are down there .George Burns.
It is great to have grey hair. Ask anyone who is bald. Rodney Dangerfield.
Like all good ruins I look better by moonlight . Phyllis Diller.